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KurtWilder2027
Hello Newgrounders, I am KurtWilder2027. I am an advent fan of professional wrestling and heavy metal. There is not much to me, I am a simple guy. If you happen to find this page send me a message. I'd enjoy a good chat.

Age 31, Male

Gainfully Unemployed

I don't do that

Eastern Seaboard

Joined on 4/7/08

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KurtWilder2027's News

Posted by KurtWilder2027 - June 25th, 2015


Man, already a year? Shit, I've been a lazy bastard! Let me clue you nonexistant people into all the things that have changed in my life...

- PODCASTS! I love'm! In particular, the Attitude Era Podcast, OSW Review (a video podcast), and the New Generation Project Podcast. Did I mention they wrestling podcasts? I probably should have led off with that... anyway, go watch them if you fancy hearing people chat about old wrestling shows.

- NEW PROJECTS! I don't fucking have any!

- ABSOLUTLY FUCK ALL! Seriously, NOTHING has changed in my life. Same crummy job, same dickhole friends, same semi-supportive family... I'd be so depressed about that if I gave a shit. I'd hate to be me when I do...

Any how, I may or may not leave a new post more frequently than every year. Not like any of it matters as the likely hood of anybody reading this is slim to fucking none. This is more or less for me, just so I don't lose my mind... or so people can read about it as it happens.

Anyway people, have a nice existance, and as always...

STAY CRUNCHY!

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Now time for the...

Post-Post Questionnaire

As an insentive to have people leave a comment I shall ask a question every time I post something. This post's question is...

How did you come to find Newgrounds?


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - June 7th, 2014


I'm at a go no where point in my life. I'm at a job I don't much care for and every possible oportinity for a life of mild fame and fortune are quickly crumbling. I am currently posting this after roughly 2 days sleep deprovision and half a bottle of rum, so I've got a lot on my mind...

I'm 21 but still live a home, how fucking sad is that? I should be out on my own by now. But no, some how I always find a way to squander my savings before I reach a work able amount. 

I haven't dated for 3 years. To be fair, the last girl I dated was certifiably insane, she beleived she was a vampire, so I gave myself a little slack. It has now though been way too damn long. 

Worst of all, the are shitty problems. I shouldn't be whining about this first world shit. I am fucking pathedic...

 

Oh well, in a weeks time I won't care again. Then I can go back to being the most awesome man alive.


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - November 14th, 2013


Hello Newgrounds, I am super bored, with no job. This posting is kinda informal, so nothing too spectacular.

You're Not Crunchy has some up coming projects in the next month. Look out for that. Here's a link...

What a Crunchy link!

So long for now.


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - July 3rd, 2013


Hello again Newgrounds. Its been about a half of a year since I last posted and quite a lot has changed.

First and foremost I have quit school...or well actually I was kicked out. Failing grades and very, very, VERY poor attendance was the cause. And you know just as well, because I didn't feel like I was going anywhere while I was there. I am still glad I wasted almost twenty thousand dollars to be there, I met a lot of interesting people. Now I have dedicated friends who actually acknowledge my existence. I even have a part in a little Youtube project that is always on going. You can check it out here...

You're Not Crunchy

Other than that I have a job. It's nothing too special. In fact, my job now is the one thing I always told myself I would never do. I am a 9 to 5, stiff in a suit, desk jockey. A younger me would be kicking myself for this but...I need the money, and working the corner just doesn't do it for me any more. BUT, that's a whole other story all together.

Anywho, that is enough for now. You Newgrounders stay Frosty.

-KurtWilder2027


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - November 12th, 2012


Starting today, I am officially back! ...as if anybody cared, but that does not matter. Now get ready Newgrounds, because I am firing on all cylinders.

Over the last month of so, I've been pissing and moaning about how Newgrounds is a shell of its former self and what not, and I've come to realize... I am absolutely right. This place feels like a ghost! But I am done whining about it. I am going to make the best of this depressing situation.

So, I am in College and doing terribly. Although I have made some amazing friends. A few of us have an A/V club going and we hope to do some things there. Fun will be had, and who knows, maybe something will come of it.

That's all for now. Stay frosty.

- KurtWilder2027


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - October 3rd, 2012


No action at all. At least for me. Its not like people can read this crap anyway. I miss the good old days, but hey, what it worth looking back. All that truly matters is the future. Love to all of you.

- KurtWilder2027


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - July 14th, 2012


It has been waaaaaay to long since I was last here. Its crazy man.

All I've done is nearly flunk out of college. Sooooo....yeah.

Not much to say... Here's to hoping that I meet some old friends.

Meow.

Holy hell, this place looks pretty.


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - January 4th, 2012


Well this is my second return in the past two months. Weird huh?

Anyway, since I last posted my computer crashed. I had a fan-fucking-tastic Christmas and a great New Year. How about you guys? (Feed back?)

For my wrestling fans....

JJJEEEEERRRIIIICCCOOOOO

Thats all for now, people. Keep the peace.


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - December 12th, 2011


Its been a while Newgrounds. What is going on? I have been super busy with college. Finals this week too. Then I get to enjoy my winter break. Its a much different experience than high school. Although, some how I still end up with the nerds.

What else is new? Sobriety.

My favorite game lately is WWE 12. It has some good improvements in gameplay from last year. Or in my opinion anyway. Game Informer says otherwise.

Well thats all for now, I'll leave you with the current background on my laptop. Its of the Rated R Superstar, Edge.

Holy fuck nuts!


Posted by KurtWilder2027 - July 9th, 2011


I broke up with my girlfriend today. Things weren't working out and we agreed to split. I'm ok for the most part, I'm just neck deep in Jagermister and eggs.

So, how are you people?